Relax! This is just a joke. Or is it?
Fast-forward a few years (the fewer the better) to the time when gnu/linux is the dominant operating system in the world. [For lawyers, 'the world' means the USA, of course, where everyone is born a victim and must be programmed to honor and welcome his fate!]
Now, when Micro$oft (eventually) takes its (natural) place as a loser in the marketplace -- who will the lawyers be anxious to sue?
Any and all reassurance will be most welcome :o)
-- (Any responders should include a drunkeness index from 0 to 9. /me=6)